What movies have not aged well?
08.06.2025 03:36

-J W Pepper
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
You Only Live Twice
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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Octopussy
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
Goldfinger
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Live and Let Die
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Dr No
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Do people really have sex with animals?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”Ah so!”
-All the bad guys are black.